Blue Thunder

Blueberry and lime blended for a supercharged treat

When Vikings settled the Pacific Northwest, they quickly adopted the seahawk as their totem animal for its strength, speed, and ferocity. This proved to be a wise choice as the seahawks led the Norsemen to victory after victory upon the battlefield, until the legend of the "Seahawks" (as they were now called) spread across the land like wildfire. Thirty years after the founding, the Seahawks were challenged by an army of steel workers and agreed to meet them in a duel. Though the Seahawks were the better fighters, the judge was so incompetent and stupid that he declared the steel workers the winners. After hacking the judge into 325 pieces, the Seahawks left the field as they were honor-bound to do. Eight years later, the Seahawks returned to the battlefield carrying with them the rage from their cheated victory, and this time, nothing would stand in their way.

Ingredients: Milk, Cream, Sugar, Blueberries, Lime Juice, Raspberry Extract, Blackberry Extract, Whey, Vanilla Extract, Icelandic Skyr (skim milk, rennet), Mineral Salt, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum